Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much? ( Groucho Marx in Monkey Business, 1931) ( Groucho Marx in A Day at the Races, 1937) She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. ( Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera, 1935) One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. Madam, before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife. If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you. I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived. I married your mother because I wanted children. I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. I know, heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. I could dance with you until the cows come home. I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. Get some onions, that'll make your eyes water. (Answering telephone.) Hello? Yes? Ice water in 318? Is that so? Where'd you get it? Oh, you want some.

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. A selection of Quotes from the Marx Brothers Films, from Clown Ministry

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